Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

Ninjas. The ninja stars son...

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If you could instantly become an expert at one style of dance, what style would you pick?

P O L E! rawr!

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Would you rather work at a large company or a small one?

A medium-sized one that pays me on TIME dammit!

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Have you broken any bones? If so, how?

Not yet. eh - scares me just thinking about it!

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If you could have been the author of any book, what would it have been?

Harry Freggin Potter - The whole series! GENIUS!

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